The Spiecker Family: Tanner at the Christmas Tea

Kids Say The Funniest Things

Me: "How was your day at school Sami?" Sami: "Great!! I went to Gymboree and Sam (her friend) likes underpants." (Sami 3/8/2011)

"I look so pretty. I'm a Fancy Nancy." (Sami while looking at herself in the mirror before Dad's Night at School 2/7/11)

"Mommy where will the baby sleep when she comes? I think we could just put the crib in the attic and call it good." (Tanner 1/28/2011)

"The kids at Uncle Tim's school must really make fun of him for being so big and still in school. How does he fit in the chairs?/" (Tanner after being told his Uncle could not attend a weddi/ng because he couldn't miss school. 1/11/11)

"Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffett eating her TURDS and whey." (Sami saying a nursery rhyme 1/8/2010)

"Good night mamma. I will be wishing for you." (Sami has said this every night before she goes to bed since sleeping in her own room. Breaks Mommy's heart.)

"Oma, you're a sucker. A sucker is someone who will by us toys when it is almost Christmas." (Tanner to my mom 12/15/2010)

"Oh no Mommy! Your guys jumped off a cliff." (Sami after breaking the 3 Wise Men from my Willow manger scene 11/22/2010)

"Look at my bunny tail." (Tanner after coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck between his butt cheeks. 11/19/2010)

When someone asked Tanner if he was having a baby brother or baby sister he responded with "I don't know. Only God gets to decide. (11/16/2010)

"Will the baby's Mommy come live at our house?" (Sami asked this after we told her we were going to have a new baby. 11/8/2010)

"I will name my baby Yogurt." (Sami's name preference 11/8/2010)

"I've got to go potty. I have a turtle head poking out." (Tanner 11/6/2010)

"Mommy, your belly is getting big. Wait until Daddy sees your fat tummy. Your belly didn't used to be fat. Maybe you should stop eating so much food. Just saying Mommy." (Tanner before he knew about the baby on the way 10/25/2010)

"Mommy, I love you and I love picking my nose boogers." (Sami 10/8/2010)

(Sami) "Mommy what is your favorite color?" (Me) "I like blue." (Sami) "No your favorite is pink. We are girls. Girls like pink." (11/8/2010)

(Tanner) "I would like a magic kit for Christmas." (Me) "You would have to promise not to make me disappear." (Tanner) "OK but if you make my toys disappear agian when I am naughty then I will make something you really like disappear like your shower." (9/9/2010)

The Spiecker Family

The Munchkins

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Tanner at the Christmas Tea

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